Happy Birthday America. Thanks for the high gas prices.
Deep Thoughts by Ruby Rinekso.
The view in front of Mom's house.
The guests arrive. That dude was probably drunk already.
Guests
and more gusts.
Stepdad Geoff is all ears.
Funny looking guy in funny looking hat arrives.
"Hat Man" interrogates a guest.
"Hat Man" makes a new friend.
Free entertainment.
The Sunset.
Ruby & The Sunset.
Watching the fireworks on the boat.
There's always a self taken pic.
Still enjoying the show while on the boat.
Boom.
Boom again.
Boom Boom.
This kinda gets redundant.
Killer Party.
The boat while docked in front of the house.
Styling on the boat.
My li'l sister, Margaret.
Choking my sister.
Cruisin'
Mom & Jenn.
Remember where you park.
ZZzzzzz......
ZZZzzzzzz....
Goin' down the falls!
I try my luck again...
... and I pay the price.
Our view from our Hotel Room.
The other end of the falls.
Taste the rainbow.
"duuuuuh..."
Jenn by the falls.
Jenn by the falls again.
And again.
Seriously, folks. There's a lot of this.
FINALLY, Here I am.
The World Famous Maid of The Mist.
Jenn successfully puts on her poncho.
I'm having a bit of difficulty.
The self taken pic. C'mon, you were waiting for it.
Getting close to The Falls Maid of The Mist.
Our hotel (view from Maid of The Mist.)
"wish you were here" uh huh.
I survived.
In the tunnels under the falls. Falls pouring in the backgroound
Braving the storm.
The meds are kicking in.
That kid behind me? Probably a future serial killer.
Sears has now moved locations for family portraits.
Jenn dishes on OPRAH.
My best Tom Cruise.
That Jared "SUBWAY" Diet isn't working.
Now how do I get out of this thing?
Only a nerd would use a phone as a tricorder. ...oops.
She's shaken, ... not stirred.
Dude.. you got TIVO here?
Girls lost in the woods make a good horror movie.
How, of all people, is ELVIS the help?
Meow.
Chillin' with Harrison Ford.
Lucy gives her a taste of her medicine.
RIDDLER: So.... I sucked in Bruce Almighty?
Hillary checks out Bill checking out Jenn.
Pamela and her Golden Globes.
Honey I Shrunk The Ruby.
Jenn joins the cast of Sex in The City.
This movie wouldve been better with me in it.
Family Dinner.
Cheesy after dinner pic